Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just blew my weed a kiss
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
