so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
