reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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