He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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