Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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