Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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