Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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