I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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