Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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