taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
