That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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