Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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