The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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