do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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