bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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