Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."