Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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