There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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