Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How does one acquire holy water?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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