Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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