So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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