And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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