It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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