I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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