I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He shit in the fireplace
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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