its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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