I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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