hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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