how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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