no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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