so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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