So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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