Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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