I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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