i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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