i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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