IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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