I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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