This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
why do cheetos always look like penises
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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