quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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