i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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