that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You're like the curious george of whores
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
