My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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