Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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