It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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