would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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