Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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