She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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