I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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