We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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