Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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