There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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