yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
