Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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