Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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