does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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