let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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